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  1. Rum & Black for 2

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    I’m sure everyone I’ve talked to said it was blanks that you were shooting.
     
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    Any allergies?
     
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    How can you break someone's face in with compassion?
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I had the most wonderful experience Today having my face smashed in with compassion....

    I'm smitten.
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    What kind of karate did you do where they speak in latin?



    Martial arts for old farts.
     
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    If you insist.


    物そのものが語る

    :)
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    There's a martial arts for the Katana which is explicitly based around never using a Katana as an actual weapon.

    Forgot it's name.

    But it's beyond tedious.
     
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    You mean Kendo?
    They typically use bamboo 'swords'.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No, Kendo is the one you use for dueling.

    I'll look it up later, but it's specifically around honoring a ceremony involving a Katana, not using it as a weapon

    Kendo you learn to actually use a weapon.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    @Obi Wan

    Iaido.

    I was watching a video about it, the guy learning is Japanese and said when he signed up he felt it was going to be a martial art involving fighting.

    But it's more like a ceremony and not practically useful.
     
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    This thread took a different turn.
     
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    Ah right, so a bit like a kendo version of of kata in karate. It should be PART of the training, but of you ONLY do that then you never know what it's like to actually face an opponent. Like those people who swing nunchucks around to look good and think they are Bruce Lee, having never sparred with anyone.
     
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    Yes to everything you said
     
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    90mins in the salle tonight - 20min lesson with my coach plus about 8 fights
     
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    Unless he didn't swallow quickly enough - then he'd just have a stiff neck ...
     
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    Good dedication. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    And a couple of beers afterwards lol
     
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    Of course. Hard training and a good spar, followed by a couple of beers to discuss what did and didn't work and how to improve things. Perfect training session.
     
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