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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    So like your fellow low iQ anons, you've clearly shown that you're a liar, as well as an apologist for **** rapists.

    I'm sure that's not exactly the image you've been trying to cultivate, which means we can add as thick as **** to your attributes. <laugh>
     
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    ****ing hell, is he Clinton in trousers?

     
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    Ahhh the I know you are, you said you are, but what am I response from Dullard.

    About your level fella.
     
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    This is what they voted for

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Questions that must be answered -

    Have you ever held a frog?
    Would you cook me a moussaka if I paid you £312.50?
    Have you ever visited Maidstone?
    Moomins or Wombles?
    Where did you go for your last holiday?
     
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    yes, would it involve having to travel to cook it?, yes, wombles and New York
     
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    - Yes. A toad too
    - A veggie one if you want, you can knock a tenner off the price
    - Yep
    - Moomins are boring, definitely Wombles
    - On holiday in Hove now <cool>
     
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    You'd get travel expenses on top of the fee.
     
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    I love Moomins. I love Wombles. A tough call that one.

    Definitely a veggie moussaka.

    Have a great time!
     
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    Christians, eh?

     
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    Hmmm what about extra £££ for time travelling? To be honest I’ve never really cooked a moussaka so I’d probably decline thinking you’d get a better value and probably tastier one elsewhere, so I wouldn’t want you to waste your money.
     
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    Thank you for your honesty.
     
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    My own party - the Saxon Party - will rise to power by 2032.

    The first thing I'll do is hang anyone who harms animals.

    Secondly, I'll bring the 2042 World Cup to England, with the final being held at The Valley.

    Thirdly, I'll flay anyone who spits in the street.

    I'll get back to you with further policies.
     
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    Sounds sensible. Oh does that include wasps? Can’t stand them, ****ing pointless.
     
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    Yes
    Not a chance
    No
    Wombles
    Tenerife
     
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