British Politics spam thread

Labour Canvasser (who volunteers for free to convince people to vote Labour): Hi, will you vote Labour at the next election?

Unemployed Simpleton: Nah mate, they're all the same

Labour Canvasser: I know right? Those bloody immigrants

^^^ This definitely happened

 

Jihadi Jews

 

Might have been Luke Stranger

 

The Longshanks Line would have been nice. And a nod to Constable, Ronnie Barker, Elgar and Alan Curbishley.

See ya.

 

Personally I'm quite disappointed not to see the Onedin Line amongst them ... I may write to my MP ...

 

He should stick to his erotic fan fantasy writing about @pompeymeowth

 

We are not all socially inept incels like you Toby , people actually have conversations in public with people they don't know .
This always bemuses you doesn't it.

 

Went through Chinatown earlier and the street signs were bilingual. Outrageous stuff pandering to a minority.

 

Me: Works full time, in a relationship and has lots of friends

Unemployed Simpleton: Drinks on the sofa all day

I'm definitely the socially inept incel

 

I only drink weekends Toby I'm sure your "lots of friends" & "relationships" keeps you so happy go lucky & nice to be around you perma angry bitter teisted wagie loser .

 

Weekends = Every day due to lack of job

 

That's your entire existence wage slave to pay your rent drugs Stellah & frozen pizza , sounds great buddy

 

Tbf nobody believes that actually happens though, maybe the voices convinced you?

 

He thinks that everyone's life is dogshit because his is. It's quite tragic.

 

Another Brexit win

 

I'm going out to a lovely village pub for dinner with 3 of my amazing children & mum tonight you bitter twisted angry man child

 

Gotta love how personal @DUNCAN DONUTS and @Toby get with each other .

mutual inside knowledge and hatred .

 

You mean that I made the mistake of meeting up with him at a ****ed up point in my life and he's spent the following 7 years attacking me for it?

 

The mirroring and projection on here is up to its usual standards.

 

Clueless liar lying as per.