British Politics spam thread

Pompeymeowth has an only fans account, where they put Cadbury creme eggs up their bottom & squeeze them out on them's laminated aqua marine 3 seater DFS sofa .

Arousing

 

Weird sexual fantasy you’ve got there Duncs, lots of detail on the sofa was an interesting touch.

 

Sounds hot as ****

But, I'd personally rather see they/them deepthroat a Curly Wurly on a bespoke vermilion velvet sofa handmade by a respected craftsperson

 

Being from pompey, they could probably bite into a curly wurly and miss all the chocolate.

 

Morning. Excited for Quartermoon explaining why these by-election results weren’t actually good news for Labour.

 

They haven’t been renamed. They’ve been given names, and colours on the map, to make it easier for tourists to get around. You, being a complete clueless spastic, are getting wound up about nothing. Again.

 

The big Orange one is called the Overground because unlike other lines it goes over ground mainly how renaming that to Windrush will make it easier for tourists & how that cost six million quid only you know.

The Lioness line how empowering, woman's football is ****e.

Egotistical despot dictators like to pull down statues & rename streets because it's all about exerting cultural dominance much like Communism & Islam .

He should start putting up signs in Arabic in diverse communities to make them feel included & perhaps ****ting in the streets should be encouraged to make Whitechapel feel even more like Pakistan

 

Should have thrown you lot a bone and called one of them the Enoch Line to keep everyone happy.

 

Personally would have gone with

The Woke Line
The Trans London Line
The Diversity Line
The Minorities Line
The Meghan Line
The Muslim Mayor Line

Coukd have gone green and powered the whole thing with gammon rage.

 

Would’ve been hard to transport that rage from where they’re all seething nowhere near London.

 

And The Holocaust Line, already.

 

The lioness line is pretty stupid tho to be fair . Losers

If they wanted losers to name it after , something like the QPR *line .

or any other crap mockery team like Crystal Palace or even Spurs

 

Thanks Kustard.

 

The Sadiq Line
The Greta Line
The Bill Gates Line
The Lineker Line
The Blair Line

 

The lefties still outraged at their own fiction of what others are supposedly outraged at.

 

Didn’t they win the Birds World Cup? So not really losers then

 

Ouch ! That hurt