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Where’s Roger, Roger that!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 22, 2023.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    it was to shame him for driving proper
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 13, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Poor old Didley isn't here to protect himself....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 13, 2024
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    well the filth are still looking for him, absconding with fate takings was mentioned
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 15, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 15, 2024
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    All jokes aside, driving back yesterday with the van in tow, we passed a large truck carrying half a house… the suction towards the truck as we passed was very unnerving to say the least.

    Who the fcuk takes their house for a drive!
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2024
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    vicars when they need travelling cash,thoes mobile wenches are a gold mine
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Mobile brothel - what an invention!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 16, 2024
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    only the Aussies could invent a money spinner like that
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 17, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Didley's Mobile Sh*g Wagon"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 17, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Pssts what's he charging, I know you know :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 17, 2024
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    $50 if stationary, or £30 if on the move
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 17, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l am without protection.
    I’m vulnerable.
    I’m scared.
    I’m thirsty…. any gin?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 18, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    tell Didley ill have a 30 one for the speed hump section as i don't feel like doing all the work
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 18, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    You bin dipping the virgin nuns without the protection again, mate. How many of your miraculous births does that make now
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 18, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Is that, stationary or missionary?
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 19, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    We’re one big, big family!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 19, 2024
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    my my the christening font must be deep
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Roger that.
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 20, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i often hear that you christen your Percy in there, praying he grows bigger :grin::rolleyes:
     
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