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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs. Turtle.

    Funny name, but she tortoise well......
     
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    Watched an episode of Australian masterchef where this guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought in Australia they boo meringue!
     
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    An Englishman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
    Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"
    Englishman "Of course."
    Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England ." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
    The Englishman listens in silence.
    The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
    Englishman: "Of Course."
    Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
    "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to England ."
    After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"
    Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
    Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
    Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
    Englishman: "We don't. In England , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France ."
     
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    I just got back from the Condiment Convention.

    It was nice to ketchup with old friends again....
     
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    Some of these new guitar styles are starting to p1ss me off!

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    Didn’t Eddie Pan Halen play one like that?
     
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    <applause><applause><applause><applause>
     
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