I know someone who's a dirty rotten twat 3 guesses each, the 5 quid entry fee goes as a donation fee to Diddles's save the nuns' charity. Of which I will receive a 3-hour lock in at the nunnery on bath night
I hate Mondays I'm always last in the bath, I've got ticket 83. Any of you boys wanna swap, It's after the nuns, and you will still smell of fish
l feel a promotion for young Rog on the horizon. The hard work has finally paid off, son. Nun Gertrude will show you to your new office. Not to mention the bumper new pay day. A whole pound an hour extra….. like wow! I like that!!!!!