I`m really quite heartened that all you not606 chaps chose to omit me from your potential teams, it just goes to show that you recognise me for the lone wolf maverick that I am. Thanks, one and all.
My team Loiner - He's posh and probably has some useful knowledge of useless ****; Gambol - Because he's a clown; ER - Because that **** could be used as a means of drawing sympathy points, even from Paxo.
Except I'm not posh for ****'s sake. My mastery of miscellany is pretty exceptional though, it has to be said.
Also, I'd slyly give Paxman the Leeds salute and he'd proudly return it and give me bonus points. Good choice I was, Mr Viking.
Why have you chosen another team Twat? Because you're a sad **** that's why. Get a life fudstick. Pathetic little *****.
"Master of Miscellany" is a title once ascribed to me by an (admittedly dumb) friend. If we were to meet in real life, the sexual tension would be unbearable. I saw him on Vellytision once - possibly on 'Who Do You Think You Are?' - and it was revealed that the name Paxman originated Darn Sarf. Whilst he was almost inconsolable after being told he was not quite as Yorkshire as he had originally thought, I think we can claim him. I'll try and curry favour with him by doing a 'mauling Tiger' action.
That was the first and only team I have chosen, ergo the rest of your post is irrelevant bullplop. One-nil to Erik. PS. We're both on here at ten-to-three in the morning. Pot, kettle, black?
tempting offer old bean, but I think I`ll pass. Anyway, Mick Jagger shagged David Bowie up the arse. Think about that next time you listen to " Starman "
Picking three from the celtic board it would have to be Dev, Rebel and Venom. From GC I would pick ER (I'm certain he's more intelligent than he lets on); jen for her indepth knowledge on farming, genetic biology and hairdressing; and Jip Jaap Stam as his Phil Mitchell look would intimidate the other team.
What?? You mean you are supposed to be your true self on here? And here's me thinking it was just a ****ty sad web site where everyone talks utter crap all the time. Well, well. Who'd have thunk it.
Indeed, Im beginning to worry that in real life Im becoming the internet version of myself ; if I walked into a shop and someone shouted out " hey, RL " I`d turn around to talk to them without even registering it probably.
I've just realised that ER never apologised for his baseless accusations of two-teamery by my good self. If I may borrow one of his insults, he is a fudstick.
