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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

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    Walked into a pub in Plymouth and all the locals went quiet and gave me funny looks. So I ordered a pint and the barman said "your not from round here"
    "No" I replied "im a taxidermist from Rhyl"
    "Whats a taxidermist???"he asked
    "I mount animals"
    "Its ok lads he's one of us" said the barman !!!
     
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    Or having a ****.
     
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    I bet that’s not far on being true
     
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    Some parts of London there would not even be a single British name
     
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    That is tooooooooo close to the truth to be even called ironic
     
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    My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs. Turtle.

    Funny name, but she tortoise well......
     
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