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Would You Like To Write In The Rovers Fanzine Luck & Chemistry?

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  1. Lenny1883

    Lenny1883 Member

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    Issue 2 of the Rovers Fanzine Luck & Chemistry will be going on sale in mid December. At the moment we are looking for content to fill the Fanzine, if you would like to write an article or have anything else you would like to add please leave a comment here, PM me or email me at [email protected]

    We are looking for articles, stories, jokes, pictures or anything else you you would like to add.

    Thanks Lenny1883
    Vital Gas
     
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  2. gas

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    Judging by some of the posts on here you'll find it difficult to get anything less than an article inducing chronic depression.

    Good luck Lenny<ok>
     
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  3. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Some Stockport fans vision of our ground some couple of years back!...Well I found it funny, but then I would <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    lenny, i have plenty of jokes (city related) if you wish to have them?

    taster, what do you do if you see a city fan with half a face? stop laughing and reload. :)
     
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  5. Tom_BCFC

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    Was this taken at 3pm on a Saturday ;)
     
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  6. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    apparently so, you know a few days before we beat you with the rickie lambert goal ;)
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    I've lost my dad

    A small boy was crying his eyes out at a football match. Seeing his plight, a policeman came up to him and asked what the problem was.

    "I've lost my dad," cried the boy. "What's he like?" asked the policeman.

    "Beer, ***s and women," said the boy.
     
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  8. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    poor. very poor.

    i feel sorry for the hypnotist who hypnotised 7 guys last night.
    apparently he tripped over on stage and shouted out f**k me!
     
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  9. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    QUASIMODO GETS DEPRESSED


    Quasimodo is sat in his study and once again is feeling depressed about how ugly he is. Looking for some reassurance, he goes in search of Esmerelda. When he finds her he asks her once again if he really is the ugliest man alive.

    Esmerelda sighs and says "Look, why don't you go upstairs and ask the magic mirror who is the ugliest man alive? The mirror will answer your question once and for all"

    About five minutes later a very pleased looking Quasimodo bounced back back the stairs and gave Esmerelda a great big hug.

    "Well it worked" Quasmido beamed, "But who on earth is Iain Dowie?"
     
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  10. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    the wife thought she was being funny when she said my cock reminded her of tic-tacs.
    after she had finished her victory laugh, i asked her...
    "if that really is the case, how come your sister still has bad breath?"
     
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    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    I could kick myself

    Zebroski: "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."

    Buckle: "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."
     
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    Why is a Rovers fanzine called Luck and Chemistry? It's not Rovers related and we consistently display that we have none of either. It's like calling a knitting magazine Headstands and Philips Screwdrivers. In fact, why isn't it called Headstands and Philips Screwdrivers?
     
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  13. pirate49

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    Now you're being silly LJG.
    Luck & Fame...we've got neither but we're certainly Lame and..................................
     
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  14. webspider

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    hello friends,
    I liked the song Be Quick or Be Dead but the rest of the album was horribly boring. BTW maiden fan here, IMO Maiden> Priest.
    thanks
     
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