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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

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    ^^^^

    The thick ****s just can't help themselves. They just keep on revealing more of their inadequate nature through their fantasies. :emoticon-0136-giggl

    No wonder they're **** scared to offer their own opinions.
     
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    Bloody buggery boris bollocks brexit. <diva>

     
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    Far more accurate than the climate ones.

     
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    Marcus Sinclair-Mink, Conservative MP for Hatherdown East, has admitted to scowling at a small child at the opening of a new delicatessen in Monkhampton.

    Mr Sinclair-Mink, 51, is a father of three and married to his childhood sweetheart, Totty. When asked why he scowled at the child, Sinclair-Mink said, 'It was a reflexive reaction. After all, the little scamp had dropped crumbs on my Oxford brogues.'

    Sounds like a right cock.
     
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  5. Uncle Colm

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    Follow-my-leader. :rolleyes:

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    *TRIGGER WARNING*

    This post contains images of tractors and failure of EU policy.


     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    Funny how our EU loving mongs are not saying much about whats going on in the EU
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    Just like the Torys...

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  15. Star of David Bardsley

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    Please explain what they’ll do for this to happen.
     
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    What is going on, wise Kustard? Quite a lot probably.
     
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    Labour to renationalise train operators with no compensation

    Working class Sir Keir Starmer is going to take us back to the 1970s.

    It is going to be hilarious watching Labour London crippled by the total imbeciles that they keep voting in.

    Once the railways are back in national ownership, the militant rail unions will have what they really wanted all along – total control of the system. They can get what they want by holding the nation to ransom.

    Imbeciles living in Londanistan vote for Islamist Sadiq Khan who has virtually forced cars off the roads, which will leave everyone dependent upon railways, the Underground and buses.

    As Starmer plans to nationalise the railway companies by simply waiting for their contracts to expire and then not renewing them, why would any of these companies spend one penny on trying to improve the services when it has now been publically declared money down the drain? They might as well pocket all revenue and taxpayer subsidy for dividends to shareholders.
     
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    The here and now...
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    There are quite a lot of cars on the road in London. I got bored reading after that but I’m sure it was great.
     
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    The future...
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