Match Day Thread Toon v Hatters

Quite a few contenders for worst player but he’s right up there. We look clueless and lazy.

 

Why does Murphy always look like he’s in the wrong position.

 

Tbf he starts in the wrong position by being on the pitch

 

Because if he's on the pitch at all then by default he is in the wrong position.

 

The biggest issue we have as a football club is every single time a football reaches the feet of Almiron every single child on the earth begins to weep, out of pure desperation and fear.

its something that as a unit we have to fix tbh.

 

You could say the same for Murphy. And Bruno looks utterly disinterested.

 

Murphy is absolute ****ing trash.

 

Struggling to beat Luton at home. I don’t even bed wet anymore, just so accustomed to it.

 

Outclassed by Luton at home! I have no words for him and Guimareas is having one of his worst games ever.

 

Slap aside Fulham

Beat down Villa

can't give a ****e against Luton

 

Burn has been far and away the worst player on the pitch.

 

He won't sub him

 

He's another one of ours who is simply too slow.

I hate watching him run, it's like when you see someone injured run away from a murderer in a movie. You know they're gonna get caught, it's just a matter of when.

 

He'll get the winner

 

And just like in a horror film, he’ll trip over something at some point. He’d be better off at Ice Skating.

 

Howe doing that stand looking anguished face but doing nothing at all. Everyone can see is getting rinsed from the 1st 10 seconds yet out manager has done nothing but look after his mate.

 

He's started using Pardews notepad though

 

Howe needs replacing if they don't win all 3 fixtures this month.

 

Sometimes I wish we had a smaller pitch, every game we get cut through at home.

 

If we don’t win this fixture today, no one and I mean no one on this forum can make excuses for it.