Respect the saints gaffer

Dont cry about it.

Sometimes I go to work in the morning and theres a queue outside the garden.

 

Last time I did get a chance to have sex with her all she did was moan on and on that it seems like lately I only seem to want sex like "in porn films" these days!

Typical of her to start a big argument in front of all my mates!

 

Typical of a women that mate. I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my girlfriend ever finds out, she'll kill me.

 

You mean if CJS finds out, he'll kill you

 

CJS was just a fling he didnt have enough umph to fulfill my sexual urges

 

The rhythmic sound of his balls hitting your chin was quite soothing though!

 

Glad you enjoyed yourself Banksy. One of us had to

 

Sorry, that is closed to all custom at the moment I know how much you want in Wiz, but im afraid we can not let you join.

You couldn't afford me

 

CJS on his solo is cheap, give him a go

 

I dont have a "type"

I aint fussy at all.

 

Banksy, CJS will show you things you didnt even know existed

 

Is it the "gas trophy room"

 

You must be thick as ****! Adomah was our player of the season last year with 12 assists, how the hell can you say he doesnt have a end product is beyond me? he also set Maynard up last week for his second goal, hes very quick, tricky and scores goals! you clearly know NOTHING about him so maybe you should keep your un founded opinions to yourself? you'd love to have him in your side, make no mistake about it.

 

And he made this years cover of FIFA!

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