WAR! What is it good for?

And absolutely no **** gets killed, despite multiple explosions. Only way to fight a war imo

 

And you get to smoke a big fat cigar and say 'I love it when a plan comes together'

 

You get to somesault off a trampoline 10 feet in the air though.

 

If that what you tell your wife?

"Babe, I have these pictures to get out of conscription"

 

Nobody mentioned flags or king and country. I mentioned children, women and old people, which I thought was very decent of me and I can’t see why you wouldn’t agree. You done that because you were scared at the mention of war and lashed out at something totally unrelated. There’s a psychology lesson that my Missus told me, it’s what she does for a living.

Go and grab yourself a cuppa and calm down. Me and the gaffer were only joking.

 

You can pay to get out of it. I knew a Turkish Cypriot, if I remember the story correctly he hadn't been home for however long because he hadn't done his military service, and eventually got enough money together to buy out of it.

 

I’ve had my training mate. I’m ready to go. Mentioned it a few times on here and I’ve had a couple photos up from my time in there. Unfortunately very soon after I was dishonourably discharged. Biggest regret in life to date.

 

Yep. A lad I know was born and bred in London. Turkish parent so dual citizenship. He had to cough up a few grand. Was either 3k or 5k to stop him being dragged in next time he entered the country.

 

Didn't know that

I sense the dishonorable discharge is a new Saf story time

 

And they were a crack commando unit in Vietnam, which explains how the US lost.

 

Yeh but they were put in prison for a crime they didn't commit.

Would've won otherwise.

 

That method of getting out of it probably hurts your butthole less.

 

Just wondering how your gonna throw your life on the line and save women and children from a missile bruv

 

Just put on a programme on Discovery.

Minute by minute account of VE Day.

Excellent stuff. Happy days.

 

Air defence systems these days mate

 

No thats to prevent constipation

 

Dont fuking need you or me then eh.

 

The situation in Pakistan with Imran Khan is an absolute joke tbh.

Blatantly obvious that he has been stitched up