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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Morning

    Agreed to go to the in-laws for dinner before checking there’s yet more elite football on tonight. Rookie error.
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Lyin in bed spoonin my gal

    got a bit of a semi

    me not her

    resting it on her arse as she sleeps like there’s no tomorrow

    will get up and make a cappuccino soon
     
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  4. Sucky

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    1at day off.

    Gonna take a bike ride up to my bros later for dinner. I bought a bike off a crackhead last night, nice bike Pinkie would be proud


    Will probs spend the morning doing weed and vikinging in valhalla
     
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  5. Sucky

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    she sounds lucky dude <laugh>

    she gonna get done by a pissy hard on lol what more does the lady want init……seems your spoiling her <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    @PINKIE what you think of my new bike bro £30

    Screenshot_2024-01-30-12-53-48-27_99c04817c0de5652397fc8b56c3b3817.jpg

    Its got a basket too on the front.

    Rides like a dream
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Some laptop carrying hispter barista is missing his bike bro
     
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    Had a bike just like that until I popped into an organic coffee shop for a turmeric latte the other day :(
     
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    See I told ya <laugh>
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Was going to say it looks like kinda bike I see Jews riding about on in Cheetham Hill
     
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    Not sure why they’re cycling when they all own battered huge Volvos to ferry their seven kids around in.
     
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    So i deffo won't get stopped by popo on it Yeh?
     
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    You'll be fine bro. You bought it off a crackhead so it's bound to be legit

    Check it ain't got a tracker thing in it though. Take the seat post out and turn the bike upside down, it should fall out if it's got one.
     
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    Yeh cba doing that but cheers <laugh>
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Morning

    Going Spurs v Toney FC tonight putting me on one Spurs game this season and thus one ahead of the vast majority of their not606 board.



    COYS
     
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    wow

    what a guy

    hopefully you make the Kings honour list for 2024 brh
     
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    Yeah don't know why I said that anyway tbh
     
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