The news you were all waiting for

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/9404464.stm

I think the phrase I'm looking for rhymes with "clucking bell!"

 

Could be worse. At least they didn't sell Hargo's kidneys on the black market to pay the PIKs off...

 

Our clubs valued no.1 in the world but yet again we're in debt. I hope they sort it out as soon as possible.

 

Hmmm, his kidneys are probably worth more than him atm. I think we should deal lol

 

Alternatively, we could take Obertan's knees and transplant them into Hargo. That way we'd get Hargo back, and Obertan could do something useful for once...

 

lol Swarbs if only

BTW here's some more good news which is kinda related...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/21/manchester-united-glazer-shirts

Just want to add I'm not convinced by this report because it's based on the views of only 10,000 fans and then the figures extrapolated. Also the club say the figures are out bcos they don't take account of royalties from Nike on merchandise sales. But I think the anti-Glazier campaign has had a big effect nevertheless.