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Match Day Thread Vile v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 28, 2024.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Aston Villa are undefeated at home for about 20 games ! Aston VIlla have pace throughout whereas Newcastle have 3 quick players at one end and everyone else is made of lead. One pass and sides are running at our back 4 as they back peddle.

    I've seen absolutely nothing to suggest Newcastle are capable of winning this game and seen absolutely no desire to change anything from our manager.

    All we get is noise about injuries as if we're the only club that's had them, meanwhile absolutely nothing different is tried. Eddie Howe just stands on the side line doing absolutely nothing... he's not even vocal. He's not a bad manager but he seems like a fair weather one ... when his plan fails he does nothing and just hopes it will improve.

    The plan involves demanding Gordon and Almiron run around like mad men until they're completely exhausted. Once they are exhausted the game becomes one sided in favour of the better coached side week in week out.

    I predict Burn and Longstaff will feature in Tonight's comments.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    We're alright but we desperately need reinforcements and to shift one or two useless folk

    Majority of our over 30s need shifting
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    3 or 4 good signings away so I guess we've just got to see this season out and hope they don't sign ****e like Billing, Rashford and Dunk.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Quite clear we arent signing a soul this window.

    So this season is a write off, unless we are banking on us winning the FA Cup

    Which we won't
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    Seems that way yes and tbh I'm fine just waiting for the summer window and hoping willock and Barnes coming back gives us a chance in the cup this season.

    If we get everyone fit and get a lucky draw we might be fortunate enough to suffer yet another painful cup final defeat.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    Taking tips off Longstaff.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    A brace each!
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Did somebody say that...




    IIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT'SSSSS
    MAAAAAAAAATTCCHH
    DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

    HWTL

    TOON, TOON.



    Someone give poor Trev a nudge, don't want him sleeping through it.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    On TNT1,will have to have a dig around to watch that or if not looking good will watch the 2nd part of Silent Witness!
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

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    Villa have only scored one goal in 3 matches in January. Fact.
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    Get in Miggy staying turned the Saudis down and on his way to villa.
     
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    On his way to Villa?
    Swap deal with Diaby?



    :bandit:
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    We don't want Diaby we want mings or matty cash
     
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  15. Darth Plagueis

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    Would be the most impressive result of the season if we get a win from this.

    Villa been shakey recently.

    Slay the brummy ****s.
     
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  16. Toonitus

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    The 3 we have in midfield are all slow
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    This is actually funny as **** tbf

     
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  18. Darth Plagueis

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    We're only really 1 player away from being optimal

    Isn't douglas luiz away on internationals?
     
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    1 ? Tonali Joelinton Willock Barnes Wilson Pope
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    I mean only Miley is really a concern.

    If we had one more CM we'd be fine - whether it was willock, tonali or joeliton.
     
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