Once you have had a **** then you can laugh. Good luck in the get along gang. Toby or STD will oblige your needs.
When I was at college a few years ago the resident *****s used to pass through the canteen in the migratory season. I know exactly what you mean. We had a headbanger, a screamer, a whistler... There was even one who used to do a little jive every time he sat down, who we Christened 'Groovy Gary'.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. At this very minute STD will de desperately googling Duthie Park for an amusing picture.