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Jip's Scam Woe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Just thought I'd bring to your attention an exchange I've had by email with a certain "Joe Williams" recently. I'm selling my car on Auto Trader, and put my email address on the advert. Mine/my wife's replies are in bold:


    These are the emails I got from "PayPal", which surprisingly went straight into my junk folder:

    What should my next step be? How can I string them along and take the piss best?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I can't be arsed to read all that.

    BUT, I'd suggest you do what I normally do if I'm unsure which course of action to take:

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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Racist <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  4. Jerel Ifil

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    For the record, I also can't be arsed to read that ****ing dissertation.

    Nice to see an all-Northern thread. <ok>

    Just a shame about the genteel Beverley boy making us seem a bit ****y. :undecided:
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Nov 23, 2011
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Speak for yourself. I'm so hetero, sucking off a whole rugby team whilst listening to It's Raining Men wouldn't make me seem ****y.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  6. Erik

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    <laugh> Posts Little Lord Fauntleroy from his ivory tower...
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    Is that a children in need advert?
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011
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  9. Erik

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    Does this answer your question?

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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure it's good Jip but I can't be arsed reading it either

    Glad I could help
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 23, 2011

  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I wonder if he enjoyed his "lunch" today? Maybe he skipped it so he can have a big "dinner" <limpwrist>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  12. Erik

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    <grr>

    Is it just me who imagines Loiner looks like Peewee Herman? <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I just picture him looking like the black and white dude he used to have as his avatar. I picture you as Asterix, but not as fat.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
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    <laugh>

    I'm nothing like him, sorry.
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'm going to pretend you never said that, spoilsport.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I've got dark brown, wavy hair and I'm 6ft tall. That's enough for you to masturbate with. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    I bet you couldn't make me come.
     
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    Shameless, Nov 23, 2011
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    <ok>
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    That's some very tall hair you've got there Erik <yikes>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  20. Erik

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    <laugh> Ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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