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Birthday Present for the other half...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sycorez, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. sycorez

    sycorez Member

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    Her birthday is coming up.
    Low on cash. What would be a good present?
     
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    sycorez, Nov 23, 2011
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Don't get her anything.

    Tell her you thought about it but decided not to. Tell her its the thought that counts and you love for each other transcends material goods.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 23, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yeah, I tried that too. Explains why both of our marriages ended, dunnit. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Penis extension <ok>
     
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    gas, Nov 23, 2011
  5. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    pampering...something like a facial or a manicure...you can get them quite reasonably...
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2011
  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Photoshop a certificate saying that you named a star after her.

    Or pay me a £10 and I'll do it for ya.<ok>
     
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    Medro, Nov 23, 2011

  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Good God you disgust me.

    PS. A facial like this? <whistle>

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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
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    Beef Well-Known Member

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    100's of things you can do with dripping<ok>
     
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    Beef, Nov 23, 2011
  9. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Like I said, penis extension <ok>
     
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    gas, Nov 23, 2011
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> Genuis
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    lol....damn that was a disappointing pic ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2011
  12. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    lmao! DIY...perfect!
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2011
  13. sycorez

    sycorez Member

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    I'm in China...I wouldn't risk an operation like that here. And the Hospitals where I might be able to risk such a thing would be out of my cash bracket...
     
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    sycorez, Nov 23, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She was was happy in that depertment ya cheeky **** <laugh>

    I remember I forgot our first wedding anniversary. Needless to say I never forgot another. <yikes> <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> nawty
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  16. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Sorry.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  17. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Just get her a pair of shoes a size too small, so she can stand closer to the sink. <whistle>
     
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    Cyclonic, Nov 23, 2011
  18. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    there ya go...
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2011
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ;)...don't know what's wrong with me this week..lol...
     
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    Hornette_TID, Nov 23, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's all the excitement from that photie of my cock I sent you. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
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