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Sam Axe's Spam Hell

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Nov 23, 2011.

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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I broke the ring pull and couldn't find the tin opener <wah>

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    Sam Axe, Nov 23, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's how I became a vegetarian.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 23, 2011
  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Sam axe in damaged ring shocker
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 23, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Has anybody ever cut themselves on the lid of one of those tins? ****ing lethal they are, apparently twice as sharp as a samurai sword.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 23, 2011
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So make sure yer armed with a tin of spam in case of surprise ninja attack. Sorry, suplise ninja attack. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011

  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Did it with a Fray Bentos tin years ago. It was like a bloodbath!
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You lie. No **** eats Fray Bentos.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  9. Sam Axe

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    I like to cook a lot so I use knives a lot and the only ****ing thing I have ever cut myself is paper. They sting like a mother ****er <grr>
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie wi' chips was a staple as I was growing up. I used to get told off for only eating the pastry and leaving the meat behind, especially the kidney :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    I did years ago. See my comment on TF spanner heid!
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 23, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Prick.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 23, 2011
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Lazy prick, to be precise.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Lazy nine fingered blue nosed hun bastard prick to be even more precise.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 23, 2011
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, that's about right. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Nov 23, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're a right crabbit bastard these days ER.

    You remind me of wasps. They get all crabbity and annoy people just before they die too.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 23, 2011
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