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  1. irishbluebird

    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    irishbluebird Well-Known Member

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    My wife has run away with the guy next door.....
    God I really miss him
     
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    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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  11. DaiJones

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    Handyman was doing a bit of gardening for an elderly woman when she said be careful when digging the border,

    My old rabbit is buried somewhere in it .


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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Liked that. Laughed out loud. <applause>
     
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    blueturk the cat Well-Known Member

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    A sister of a nightmare ex-girlfriend had a mini graveyard in her garden for all her battered vibrators (average lifespan about 6 weeks)
    they even had their names painted on the pebble headstones. Apparently the new chargeable have a longer lifespan
    I know too much I think :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    Many, many candidates for that last slot. Including one contributor on here.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Jan 22, 2024
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    But aren't a***holes useful?
     
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    Hey Bluey. Don’t you talk about my old mate Masky like that!
     
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    Oooh! Controversial <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    I would never sink THAT low. <whistle>
     
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    Not at all humorous Irish, shame on you, your nation and your wobble head pal....cheap shot! :emoticon-0103-cool: Masky
     
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