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The sunderland//newcastle Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    cant see whats wrong with that photo
     
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  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    Standard Coxhoe banter, eh Syd?
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    **** knows what go's on in those small, Co. Durham villages.

    Witchcraft, wife swapping, orgies, vagrancy.

    I'm pleased I live in a massive city in the USA.
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You missed out dog shagging..<whistle>
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    If you really want to find it on google you need to look for an old comedy show called 'The Goodies' and 'Ecky Thump', which was a form of martial art which used black puddings as the weapon of choice..
     
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  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Try one of these:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The Thai tims would like to dedicate this song and lyrics to all the folks from NE1:emoticon-0116-evilg:emoticon-0116-evilg

    [video=youtube;DmBvdgCFv5M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmBvdgCFv5M&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL7F2659AF8F4FB4D5[/video]

    <toguefirmlyincheek>
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    very good
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;8WFHsSEDiZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WFHsSEDiZg[/video]

    lets crank it up a level <whistle>
     
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  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Is that you taking up to 11
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    OK, IF WE MUST


    [video=youtube;rPF6Bg6ZYJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPF6Bg6ZYJs[/video]
     
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  12. overseasTOON

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    Had to double check that wasn't me with the sheep!

    Le Mans 24 hour race used to be a five day drinking and BBQ party with a car race thrown in as an added distraction.

    Out of a group of 25, we'd nominate 2 people per night who could only drink from the Golden Fleece so we'd amble from bar to bar having a few beers before dinner and then head back to the campsite to nip in and out of numerous parties.

    The two holders of the Golden Fleece would have to ask for the bar tender to fill them up and pass them an inflatable sheep to stick on the end of the beer pump and drink from it. Trying to explain that it was not a traditional habit of the English was difficult.
     
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  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Where exactly was the nozzle?
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Had to drink from it's rear.

    We were scientific though as we measured the amount of liquid the Golden Fleece could hold. Quite why an inflatable sex toy needs to hold 500 mls of liquid is beyond me.

    EDIT: Nozzle was on the side and not underneath. It wasn't a hemaphrodite sheep.
     
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  15. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    So you spent your evenings sucking on the arse of an inflatable sheep sex toy?
     
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  16. overseasTOON

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    Yep. When you have a few hours to kill hanging around the Gare du Nord in Paris you tend to buy strange things.
     
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  17. The Secret Ingredient

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    not a fair fight really one fan against the population of mackemland could've done better than that syd
     
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  18. Shameless

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    Do go on ...
     
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  19. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    [video=youtube;OBnW-hCS1RM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBnW-hCS1RM[/video]

    One for the mackems, or anyone who fancies a laugh. Even the mackems would admit its hilarious though.
     
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  20. monty987

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    how will you cope with champions league football next season, too many matches!.
     
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