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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My mother is always asking for a spare key for emergencies, she can **** off.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Watch she doesn't put cyanide on your cornflakes mate

    The last thing you'll see before you drift into unconsciousness is your car being driven off by yer ma

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I can relate to this. Last time my brother was here he was in one of the lock ups loading his van up with all the tools and everything else he could find. ‘He won’t need them now’

    He always asks me about the will and how much we are getting. Sometimes, he forgets to ask how our dad is doing.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Some people chase the cash, I'd rather look after my own affairs if someone leaves me something in a will then great but I'm not going to expect that or chase it at any point.
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Appreciate that, pal.

    My ‘thing’ in life is that no matter what I do, I need to be able to look myself in the mirror when I get a wash in the morning. I take it seriously and I can hold my head high over this and look myself square in the eyes.
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    My old man tried to make me executor of the will and I told him to let the solicitor take care of it all. I know how dirty these things can get and I just want to walk away from it all and get on with my life until the solicitor gets back in touch to say it’s all sorted.

    A few in the family will contest it. I already know that.
     
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  7. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    thats the best way fella…..no regrets
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My parents will leave everything to me and it's up to me then what I do with it, already been told this. I'll instantly give half to my brother and then decide if others should get anything. People who come sniffing will get **** all.
     
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  9. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    the true face of greed and selfish need comes out when the money comes into play…..sad but some humans are not very nice people when money is involved
     
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  10. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    put my down for an ounce of puff luv dude <laugh>
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Yeh for sure bro...I'll pop up sometime, we will sort it out
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Same mate

    And you're doing the right thing by standing by your old man when he needs you.

    When my Dad was dying there were moments where I wanted to run away from it all, not deal with him fading before my eyes, having to clean him up when he'd shat himself, or dealing with my mum who was falling to pieces also.

    But you make a promise to yourself to see it through, because it sets an example of who you are as a person, and if you've got kids, it demonstrates to them that you are there for your family even at the toughest times.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I joke with Mrs luv that if I die unexpectedly and they don't turn up for the funeral then get home quick.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    Make sure she ignores the limo and takes your car to the funeral mate.
     
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    Hey Saffy.

    Starson of Saf

    As far as i am aware, i think he can gift you as much money as you like but obviously if he dies within 7 years of that money gift it gets taxed. Else after that it's free money. Even then the tax is tapered.

    The downside for him is if you screw him over.

    Taken from HMRC website

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    https://www.gov.uk/inheritance-tax/gifts
     
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  16. BobbyD

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    Well thats good karma that you got put back in.

    I'd like to think i visit my gramps because he's a sound bloke and i love spending time with him.

    Helps hes giving me a load of inheritance (cause i'm a boy and chinese society is still quite patriarchal in the east) but to be honest, i have enough myself and i don't spend my money so i don't think it will make a difference for me.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    You can donate it to the pinkie fund for rock appreciation mate <ok>
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Middle daughter's birthday - travelled back from London together on the train - now sitting in Indian Restaurant getting **** loads of food to take home .... Cobra is slipping down nicely ... fookin freezing outside ...
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...keema cheese naan anyone?
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    I can see you are living a life of luxury already pinks retiring for 4 months every year. Someone more deserving like welshie when he gets written out for a second time will receive it
     
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