Actually my godson’s dog’s cousin who I met on a train once to Llandudno where we chatted about the life and times of Shinji Okazaki before he invited me to his sister’s wedding which was equidistant between Nuneaton and Buxton said I haven’t.
The Matth award for the PL Board biggest **** goes to. brb - mistress of the ban hammer... obvs - how you silly ****s have missed it shows just how stupid you all are - no offence. The Geordie Spamming Match Day Dickhead award goes to. Madge delorean Thread of the Year. Burly Post of the Year, if you can remember a single comment. ? One of mine - too many to mention Best Newbie. Lovesarsenalcock - feels like he's been here for much longer. Prime Rib, best beef award. Me Best Dead Guy. Bwood Funniest Poster. Still me Poster Most Likely to talk Absolute Bollox. Possibly me Truth Bomb Award, who gets it right the most? Me again Most likely to get caught in HIAG's fishing net Award. Ponky - has an annual fishing permit. Mr Angry Award. Piecrust - whenever he spots I've posted The Needy **** Award, who needs that validation for everything they post? Well certainly not me. Most Improved. Matth Mr Nice, who's your fave? Saf - non-confrontational, measured and universally loved on his home board - something we should all aspire to. Most Likely to be LGBTQ. Kusstard POTY 2023. Probaby Probably me - but goning to nominate Ponky, Miss Tintagel, as runner-up - in case my food gets sabotaged and I can't make the corporate events and galas throughout the year.
The Matth award for the PL Board biggest **** goes to... Obviously Munse. Still a big fan though. The Geordie Spamming Match Day Dickhead award goes to... Don’t get this award. Don’t care. Too many categories and already bored Thread of the Year... Post of the Year, if you can remember a single comment... clear winner for Piskie selling Gaza as a tourist hub of 2024 Best Newbie... can’t remember who’s new ffs Prime Rib, best beef award... Fosse and Pieguts as always Best Dead Guy... Comm x Funniest Poster... Spurly Poster Most Likely to talk AbsoluteBollox... fosse Truth Bomb Award, who gets it right the most? Sucky- man of the people Most likely to get caught in HIAG's fishing net Award... Pieguts. Getting bored now and just naming people. Mr Angry Award... KKKustard The Needy **** Award, who needs that validation for everything they post? Fosse Most Improved... Sucky. Approaching his peak at 26. Mr Nice, who's your fave? luv x Most Likely to be LGBTQ... Comm. Couldn’t live with the double life any longer. POTY 2023... Solid but a poor year overall like when Giggs won Player of the Year.
The Matth award for the PL Board biggest **** goes toto. It was only a flying visit but has to go to Chunk for his meltdown The Geordie Spamming Match Day Dickhead award goes to.Toonarmy Thread of the Year.Burly Arms Post of the Year, if you can remember a single comment...the Sunderland boys meltdown, obviously posts not post Best Newbie...don't remember anyone new this year Prime Rib, best beef award...the recent Chief and pieguts nicking breakfast for lunch tirade Best Dead Guy...comm and tobes, joint award Funniest Poster...Ranger, good array of humour, seems to have an excellent memory for events from the past Poster Most Likely to talk Absolute Bollox...Fosse, when it stops being funny, it be becomes annoying Truth Bomb Award, who gets it right the most?brb Most likely to get caught in HIAG's fishing net Award...Trebs, Fosse seems to know which buttons, trebs tries to hide it but you can feel the wrath Mr Angry Award...chief The Needy **** Award, who needs that validation for everything they post? Sucky, PGMOL isn't doing you any favours Most Improved... Mr Nice, who's your fave? Bobby, he can tell you to **** off but you'll still shake his hand kinda guy.. Most Likely to be LGBTQ...Sucky, we know that bird you post pictures of, is your best mates sister. POTY 2023..saf, loves a wind up but the sort of bloke that would help you out anyway he can
The Matth award for the PL Board biggest **** goes to...Sucky...it's in all the polls so has to be. The Geordie Spamming Match Day Dickhead award goes to... Toonarmy pointless desperation to be seen as anyones rivals, anyone, please. Thread of the year. It's all been done so none. Post of the Year, if you can remember a single comment... nothing stands out Best Newbie - Mick O Toon (to the premier board at least) good guy and fellow golf officianado. Prime Rib, best beef award... Everton (Peej basically) v Newcastle. Bizarre irrelevant nonsense, like two bald ****s squabbling over a comb. No one cares. Best Dead Guy...Comm, if true. Funniest Poster...Schlem, although I'd say alcohol has its accidental part in this. Poster Most Likely to talk Absolute Bollox...Cytrax United board Poster. Not sure he understands. Truth Bomb Award, who gets it right the most? Me. (see angry) Most likely to get caught in HIAG's fishing net Award...Aber, in with both boots every time Peej says 'Covid'. (and vice versa tbf) Mr Angry Award...Seemingly also me, apparently. The Needy **** Award, who needs that validation for everything they post? Pieguts he really, really, really disapproves of people eating breakfast pastries for lunch. Most Improved...Westy.. upped his bench press weight no end! Mr Nice, who's your fave? Got to be Gessa..man likes a pint and a walk, nuff said. Shame about the Leeds bit but noone's perfect Most Likely to be LGBTQ.. Fosse - too much cock reference to not be buffty. POTY 2023...Luv.. consistently level headed.
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