A headstone has been discovered which is thought to mark the burial place of the longest living Irishman. He was 193, his name was Miles and he was from Dublin.
My mum once had to pull a beef string out our cats arse while wearing rubber gloves. The cat made a long morrrrr sound
It's so good when your dog grows up enough to be able to do the bum skid to wipe his arse all by himself.
Real Madrid are reportedly interested in signing Spurs full back Destiny Udogie in January. They asked chairman Daniel Levy, 'How much is Udogie in the window'?