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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 22, 2019.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    And a free bunion creme
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    3/4 tub, still in date

    £1.32
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Vinted mate , Ebay charge 18%.

    ****ing scandalous.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Ebay selling charges are a scam

    Vinted is great to buy and sell

    Got a couple of Carhartt fire resistant shirts from there recently

    (not that I'm planning on setting fire to myself)
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thats mad
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Just in case though, eh?
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The fireproof bit.

    <ok>
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    I had a book for christmas when I was a kid. Arthur C Clarke's mysterious world

    In it was an article about spontaneous combustion, that freaked the **** out of me as an 8 year old

    So yeah, you can never be too careful :bandit:
     
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  9. duggie2000

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    I will try and break this to you gently, if you spontaneously ignite the fire proof shirt will do you far more harm than good, it will mean the rest of you burns even more
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    lol good thinking Dugster
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    What about if it's a shoulder that spontaneously combusts ? Surely the shirt would prevent the rest of you from igniting ?
     
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    haha, when I was a kid 'The Unexplained' magazine came out and one of the first of those was about spontaneous combustion. The picture with the lower half of the leg left untouched in the fireplace freaked the **** out of e for a few years.
     
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    Yeah same pic I think, as that was the scene that freaked me out.

    Grim pic and for a couple of years I was **** terrified that I might just spontaneously combust <yikes>
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I think it's the go to pic for almost every article.
     
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    You are an Arsenal supporter, the only part of you that will do that will be your head when yet another VAR decision goes against you

    On a serious note the only deaths that are attributed to Spontaneous Combustion are ones where only a part of the body are totally burnt thro and probably kills instantly anyway, or even after something else has caused the death and its something to do with the way the body reacts after death

    I have not heard or read of someone actually bursting into flame while alive and in front of witnesses
     
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    Well Arthur C Clarke put the ****s up me for no reason then.
     
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  17. Sucky

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    <laugh> ffs
     
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    Just got these for the summer months
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I did see something on one of threads last week, but skipped over it so no idea what the red shoe thing is about?
     
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