The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Bit difficult without a minge, knob-jockey

 

that's cunilingus - ya spotty herbert!

 

Bloody work, ****ing intense today. I don't know.

So, my girlfriend is picking up the new Wenger bus today. There it is, we are MVP owners. It's nice too.
Trouble is, it's automatic and she's never driven one and she's a **** driver and I've convinced myself she'll prang it on day one. Still haven't sold mine.

 

First and only time I drove an auto I kept accidentally doing an emergency stop, when going for the non existent clutch..

Let her do most of the driving and hey presto you'll have a nice couple of whiplash claims thusly giving you the cash to buy yourself an old sports car for the weekends..

 

Whatever. It's gobbling and muff-diving where I come from

 

with sweats it's "give me 'ead till you're dead!"

 

More like "I'll have head now you're dead"

 

just before he asks for her mum's mobile no.!

 

And gets the shovel out

 

Twatz

 

You bring it on yourself, sweats

 

Why aren't Liverpool playing tonight?

 

Because they do not like high level European football

 

Sorry got that wrong, they are just ****!

 

Hurrah our very own muslim warrior is back to carry on his internet jihad

 

I'm not a muslim you racist bastard

 

I'm reporting you for that!! just because of my name and skin colour you not only wrongly presume I am a muslim but also that i want jihad, you racist ****, mods need to shut this idiot up

 

Watching the game, listening to the Smiths and doing a spot of housework.. Rock and roll eh??

**** sake they've just scored.. Heaven knows I'm miserable now..

 

Got no idea what skin colour you are but I know you are dick who thinks he is some sort of internet hard man.

 

Well why do you call me a muslim AND say jihad to me, you know what skin colour i am you have been on my profile and you can see my pic, I turned the pic off because of your racist views the other night