Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Think I read Gabby Agbonlahor did Celeb Mastermind and got zero on his specialist subject. Maybe someone else. Maybe those Lesta lads who filmed themselves shagging ladyboys pre-season

 

Do not google Newcastle united, Vermont Hotel.

 

Championship club beats Championship club shocker…hold the back page!

 

Didn’t read it tbh

 

Prem managers predictably coming out today asking for replays to be scrapped because they couldn’t win a game.

 

You're quite welcome, if irrelevant... but do continue contributing; I'm sure it is therapeutic...

 

Missing the point ... as per ... Happy New Year ...

 

There's certainly a lot of competition...

 

Halloumi .... Hello yous...

 

El Hadj Diof

 

Steven Gerrard when asked what his favourite cheese was.

his response…..melted.

 

Melted cheese no matter what cheese it is. I actually agree.

 

Arteta tears this morning. Mmmmmmm salty.

 

Was just going to say this

 

Have you got the one where he didn’t know what 8 figures meant?

 

Jason McAteer wasn't the brightest.

 

I’m sensing a theme here

 

Still isn't, threatened to go home because of a tackle in a recent charity match I watched. Dickhead.

 

I stayed there in November.