Duh Duh Duh, Sammy Ameobi!

Just got me new Sammy strip

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But guess what was also in the package....

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I presume you know his actual shirt says S. Ameobi?

 

Nice

 

Yes, but S.Ameobi is stupid. It could also stand for Shola Ameobi

Sammy should get his first name on the back line Jonas

 

Nice top, but don't understand the head-slap about the brochure, are you trying to tell me that you wouldn't send out brochures if you ran a company?

 

Completely free advertising, what was he thinking?!

 

He personally puts those catalogues in all orders from the official store. My retro away top had one with it

 

Not get the Premier League badges on? I did, but I wish I never now like.

 

I've heard he farts in the bag before it's sealed too. He's a right fat ****, isn't he?

 

If I ordered something from Sports Direct then fine, I would understand, but I ordered it from nufc.co.uk, and all I wanted was the strip.

If the package only contained the strip, the delivery guy could have just slotted it in through the door, but no. Instead he came while I was out of the house, and luckily instead of taking it back to the depo, he put it in my recycling bin and left a note to tell me.

It wouldn't have been a problem if the ****ing catalog wasn't in the package, but since it was, it couldn't be shoved through the letter box. So when I saw that tiny little card that delivery services leave to tell you "we tried to deliver this item but there was no one available to collect" sort of thing, I was pissed off until I saw the note saying it was in my recycling thing.

Rant over....

 

They cost an extra 5 quid. The extra tenner for the name and numbers is a rip off enough.

 

It looks too big for you mate, it's like a gown!

 

Ahhh, thought you had bought it from Sports Direct, the Prem Badges are free there (also the top is cheaper as well I think). I understand where you are coming from now, regrading the brochure....if it was me personally though I would still do it to promote the business. We must remember he is a businessman.

 

I always order XL shirts because 90% of matches It's too cold to go without a coat, since the weather is **** up here. So I always get a strip that's big enough to fit over my coat

I have a shirt on, then my coat, then my strip above that

 

except for Shola is F. Ameobi

 

Why hide your face. For some reason I have always wondered what you look like!

 

Is he the worst delivery guy or what? Do you not have people collect that bin on a certain day that he clearly would have been unaware of?

 

It's because It will most likely get photoshopped and used to take the piss out of me.

lol

 

'Certainly' would've have been the better word to use there.

 

Ours get cleared out once a week. And there's a section of the recycling thing that is easy to access. I'm pretty sure anyone opening it wouldn't just lob a package like that in the lorry.

Anyway, It was like 4 oclock and the recycling guys come around 11-12.