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What else will the Mackems do for us?

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  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Who was actually going to be in the bar? Was it our owners and VIPs etc?
     
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    I assume it VIP at that price per ticket.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My mate works for the Police and he says all the crews (Gremlins/Seaburn casuals etc...) meet well away from both cities for for a dust up.
    Helps the police too.
     
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    £600 per seat apparently.
    or £1200 for you mate, per cheek.
     
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    <laugh>

    Kernt.
     
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    I hear that their owners will now fly a plane over the stadium welcoming us to their ground.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    Well whatever the price, they were certainly going to get their money's worth when they walked into that....
     
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    It get's funnier too... apparently SAFC invited NUFC in to decorate etc to help 'protect' things.
    So we basically made it feel like how and the orcs went ape ****.
     
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    Anyhow back on topic, I hear SAFC are hiring Ant and Dec to dance to lets get ready to rumble pre match....
     
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    Geordie Dancer to be the half time turn.
     
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    Teams walking out to Local Hero

    Maybe they can recycle the Sports Direct signs we binned off SJP so they can fantasise what it would be like to have a big owner like Mike Ashley - would be a step up for them.
     
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    Teams lining up to the champions league anthem with a big Blue Star flag been waived in the centre circle
     
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    Free hung masks for all the lads
     
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    Vince Mcmahon to be a mascot
     
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    Donald Trump as a pundit
     
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    Free laundry vouchers (if it goes wrong) would be a nice touch too
     
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    At half time, the SAFC owners will dress up as King Louis from the Jungle Book and sing "I wanna be like you" to our owners, while all the Mackem fans dance in their chimp masks.

    I saw this in my dreams and it was so vivid it must have been a premonition.
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I've been very busy this week
    one minute they want stuff the next minute they don't

    either way I get paid <laugh>
     
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    what <yikes>

    you are saying they wear masks :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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