****ing infrastructure in this ****ing country every ****ing time there’s some ****ing rain. Second ****ing time this ****ing year I’ve been ****ing stranded with ****ing trains being ****ing cancelled. ****ing Tuesday it was at ****ing Reading where I had to share a ****ing taxi with a ****ing stranger to ****ing Basingstoke and then get my ****ing son to ****ing come out and ****ing get me. Tonight I’m ****ing stuck at ****ing Waterloo whilst there’s ****ing chaos every ****ing where. Happy ****ing New ****ing Year, Folks.