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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Brad pitt is playing my part, Danny DeVito is playing your good self
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have you being played by Eddie (Suzi) Izzard
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You're not bright enough to notice something.

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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    That's good, he's a funny guy.

    I have you being played, by everyone, on a regular basis.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He was busy doing another film, I did ask him
     
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    Foreigners aren’t the reason the NHS is on it’s arse. They aren’t the reason for the housing crisis, the streets full of homeless, the crumbling schools, the rivers and beaches full of ****, or the collapsing public transport network. All this happened in the 1990s, after several years of Tory government.

    This is what the Tories do, it’s what they’re all about; cut taxes for the rich, starve public services of investment, **** on working people while appealing to their ignorance and prejudice.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Pretty sure Trump was on the list?
     
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    If you’re offered a bonobo monkey, you’d be well advised to take it <ok>
     
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    The Guardian will tell you
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    It would be a waste to not take the gonads also

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    Channel 4 just did
     
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    Peter Mandelson has a tape :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    People also ask
    What is special about bonobo monkeys?

    Bonobos may look much like chimpanzees, but their social structure is very different. These animals live in groups led by females and are more peaceful than the chimpanzee. In bonobo society, sexual relations play an important role in maintaining that peace—to build and maintain relationships and to resolve conflicts.

    Your average inner city H.R manager minus the fake lashes, nails or weave
     
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    Her dad was Mossad CIA MI6

    Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch
    Robert Maxwell was born Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch on 10 June 1923 in a poor, Yiddish-speaking orthodox Jewish family. His birthplace was Solotvino (then in Czechoslovakia but now in the Ukraine).
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    And a former Labour MP.
     
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    The thick plottens
     
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    Didn't Maxwell own the
    Daily Mirror ?
     
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