If you were the puppet master

If you could pick who would fill the current available F1 seats what would you do?

Current available seats:
1 HRT
1 Williams
2 Toro Rosso
2 Force India
2 Renault
1 Ferrari (Massa will probably stay so is not really available but it should be )

Current available drivers:
1 Liuzzi
1 Custard
1 Ricciardo
1 Vergne
1 Barrichello
1 di Resta
1 Sutil
1 Hulkenberg
1 Petrov
1 Senna
1 Grosjean
1 Raikkonen
1 Massa?
1 Bianchi
1 Chandhok
1 Buemi
1 Alguersuari

 

Mine would be:

1 HRT = Vergne
1 Williams = Sutil
2 Toro Rosso = Ricciardo, Buemi
2 Force India = di Resta, Hulkenberg
2 Renault = Massa, Senna
1 Ferrari = Raikkonen

 

1 HRT - Vergne
1 Williams - Raikkonen
2 Toro Rosso - Ricciardo, Buemi
2 Force India - Di Resta, Hulkenberg
2 Renault - Sutil, Alguersuari
1 Ferrari - Kubica

 

1 HRT - Vergne
1 Williams - Sutil
2 Toro Rosso - Ricciardo, Alguersuari
2 Force India - Di Resta, Hulkenberg
2 Renault - Senna, Barrichello
1 Ferrari - Massa

 

1 HRT - Vergne
1 Williams - Senna
2 Toro Rosso - Ricciardo, Alguersuari
2 Force India - Di Resta, Hulkenberg
2 Renault - Petrov, Massa
1 Ferrari - Sutil

 

1 HRT - Vergne
1 Williams - Raikkonen
2 Toro Rosso - Ricciardo, Alguersuari
2 Force India - Di Resta, Hulkenberg
2 Renault - Petrov, Sutil
1 Ferrari - Massa

 

If I was a puppet master then Kermit would be driving a Red Bull alongside Punch...

 

I see Judy as a Virgin driver, making the pass at Punch; and coming up the inside - only to take a hit from Sooty at Turn 1…

 

HRT- Liuzzi
Virgin- Wickens
Williams- Raikkonen
Toro Rosso- Buemi, Ricciardo
Renault- Senna, Grosjean
Force India- Di Resta, Hulkenberg
Ferrari- Alguersuari

 

and then there are bill and Ben the Mercedes men, Ed the duck flying in a lotus and lets not forget pinocchio winning by a nose...

 

Yes, Pinocchio was my test driver but his feedback was unreliable. He reported problems with his helmet but Miss Piggy (also Kermit's chief engineer) concluded he was telling porkies.

 

HRT - Liuzzi
Williams - Raikkonen
Toro Rosso - Ricciardo, Buemi
Force India - Di Resta, Hulkenburg
Renault - Grosjean, Sutil
Ferrari - Massa (out of the available drivers)

 

1 HRT - Liuzzi
1 Williams - Chandhok
2 Toro Rosso - Buemi & Alguersuari
2 Force India - Hulkenberg & di Resta
2 Renault - Sutil & Ricciardo
1 Ferrari - Raikkonen

 

HRT - Chandhok
Williams - Senna
Toro Rosso - Ricciardo, Alguersuari
Force India - di Resta, Sutil
Renault - Barrichello, Massa
Ferrari - Raikkonen

 

HRT - Vergne
Williams - Barrichello
Toro Rosso - Buemi, Alguersuari (Ricciardo at Red Bull instead of Webber)
Force India - Di Resta, Heidfeld
Renault - Sutil, Hulkenburg
Ferrari - Montoya

 

HRT - Vergne
Williams - Sutil
Toro Rosso - Alguersuari, Ricciardo
Force India - Di Resta, Hulk
Renault - Bianchi, Petrov
Ferrari - Massa

 

HRT: Chandock
Williams: Sutil and Raikkonen.
Torro Rosso: Unchanged
Force India: Di Resta and Hulkenberg
Renault: Petrov and Ricciardo
Ferrari: Massa. Why needlessly risk upsetting Alonso by picking someone good?

 

Oh, it goes without saying that Kubica would walk into any of those cars if he can prove himself fully fit, with the exception of Ferrari (ironically) due to their experience with Massa.

 

Why would that upset Alonso?