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Transfer Rumours The January 2024 Transfer Window Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 23, 2023.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Hope he goes for that amount so long as we aren’t paying it.

    Apparently, P’boro have a 30% sell on clause and we get 30% of their 30% which will be about £9M which if I understand it correctly means we could then buy for upto £45M. (Fudge to correct once he’s stopped snogging Libby).
     
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  2. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    **wipes gob** That would be £45m, including the wages. Don't forget about the wages (usually more than the fee).
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    WE HAVE TO PAY THEM AS WELL???
     
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  4. magpie290761

    magpie290761 Well-Known Member

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    Linked to Andrey Santos according to Ronnie Gill
     
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  5. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    You sure it wasn't Andrew Sampson? We only go for plodders.
     
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  6. Albert's Muffin Top

    Albert's Muffin Top Well-Known Member

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    Have we signed anyone yet?
     
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  7. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    In talks with another right back <whistle>

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  8. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Newcastle World reporting Santos from Chelsea is virtually impossible deal to complete.

    We already have Lewis Hall from them so can't loan him without either signing Hall or terminating his loan.

    Can't sign Santos as Chelsea only bought him in the summer and don't want to sell.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Hopefully @Nostradamunse will re-sign for us in the coming hours and post his indepedence day gif of that old pilot saying 'hello boys did you miss me?'.

    Strong team player who was mercilessly hounded off the board by that fat tub of lard Obi and his merry band of cultists.
     
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  10. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Don't try passing the buck mouses brains. You set the poll up, you kept changing it when we voted no don't ban him, and you followed it through with the request to BRB.

    I told you, you were chucking in the bigger % for the flowers when the news beaks:-

    EE Call Centre handler found swinging after neighbours complain of even worse smell than normal.

    And to make matters worse Nostradamunse is way more letters ( requires more flowers) than Chaos or Munse ya cheapskate <cheers>
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    You are the cult leader. You pulled all the strings like a pullet master. You even have the title to prove it.
    Leaders take responsibility and don't pass the buck,
    Suck it up buttercup and own your folly.
     
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  12. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    At least I checked on him <laugh><laugh><laugh>

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  13. Magdad

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    Marcos Leonardo about to sign for Benfica. Bit of a bummer as would have liked to see him here rather than the usual, sign for Benfica then get sold for £70m in future
     
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  14. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    GK - Ramsdale, CB - Scalvini, CDM - Phillips (loan only), RW - Minteh (Recall)

    Literally need £60-80m (£12-16m under FFP) plus a loan fee for the above - solidifies the teams and give's a welcome boost for the rest of the year plus we get to see Minteh take Miggy's place...for free...
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    100% this!

    Then back-tracked with a "please come back" unbanning poll, to look like the hero.

    I might have a massive belly, but it's not as soft as yours. <laugh>
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Don't we need to pay if we recall Minteh though? Thought someone mentioned there is no recall clause for this season, partly due to FFP, so we'd have to buy back out the loan deal if we want him now.
     
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  17. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    That' can't be that much - not sure how loan fee's work but I'd presume it'd need to be 50% of what we received for him for the year as he's done half a season anyway so it can't be that much surely maybe £50k tops?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Don't know, probably not a lot, but I also don't know how tight we really are on FFP limits right now.
     
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  19. Griffy

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    Scalvini would be a fantastic signing!
     
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  20. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Even if Minteh was the only signing this window that'd be my preference over any of the others.

    Can't stand Miggy anymore - probably a lovely bloke but ffs man your a professionals athlete, learn to use both feet! It is truly unbearable watching him contort his body into all shapes just to try an get his left peg on it.
     
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