Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Bournemouth

Ledley presenting Hugo with stuff

 

Ô Capitaine mon Capitaine

 

Udogie singlehandedly defending against Bournemouth .

 

He is the only player playing Full stop

 

Emerson isn't a Central Defender.

Edit: Remove the word 'defender'

 

The rain has now turned into a hailstorm

Odds of Vicario missing 6-8 weeks after getting brained by a gigantic hailstone?

 

This really poor from us. Bournemouth dominating.

Ange needs to sort it out.

 

Richarlison you ****ing useless prick, just **** off.

 

Problem is we're losing it in midfield, and the only option we have on the bench is Hojbjerg

After that we're basically looking at subbing on a CB to take out one of their players and hopefully only get a yellow for it

Similar issue with subbing off Richy: yes we get Son through the middle, but Bryan is probably going to have trouble handling the hailstones let alone Bournemouth's press

 

Take richarlison off and replace with Hojbjerg. Then just use the pace of Johnson and son to hit them on the break

 

I’d be open to that. Or get Veliz on for that useless pigeon.

 

You know Arsenal will come back and win and we will lose.

 

Somebody might want to remind the players that, if we hold on for the win, we would be a point behind 4th place

...and I didn't RCL the other match!

 

Skipp rightly gets booked, but Kleivert escapes a 2nd yellow for a blatant yellow card offence.

 

We are seriously riding our luck. This match won’t end 1-0.

 

No chance of a clean sheet with that defence

 

And Kleivert gets subbed ....surprise, surprise!

 

Porro having a very poor game, he more than most is missing Kulu, who is our most reliable outball player.

 

When the inevitable happens just remember what St John the Baptist said to St Peter

 

Son!