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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    Yeah, if the betting man was Gary Neville.
     
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    suarezlfc, Nov 21, 2011
  2. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Or Thomas Rooney...
     
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    Swarbs, Nov 21, 2011
  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Ok, what's the funniest/strangest/wierdest bet you've ever won?

    Not on the old maltese chaps scale, I had a random bet on the FA cup final a few years back. Called in to the bookies en route to the bar and had a couple of quid on Ljungberg to score first and Liverpool to win 2-1, 125-1.

    Imagine my suprise as Owen bagged the winner in the last few minutes and I jumped about like a mad man. It the ONLY time I have ever celebrated a Liverpool win or will ever again. Still, £250. What could I do?
     
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    Chief, Nov 21, 2011
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't have a conveniently situated Tesco, so I'll just have to pay through the nose.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011
  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sainsburys are doing it too. Order on line anyway, the discount still applies.
     
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    Chief, Nov 22, 2011
  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No?

    Ah well I tried, we'll just have to talk about quantum physics then eh?


    Twats.
     
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    Chief, Nov 22, 2011
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't get you :huh:
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011
  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    At Tesco the other week I procured a bottle of JD & Barcardi Gold made a combined saving of £18.

    and at Sainsburys I bought a litre bottle of Bacardi Oakheart (normally £23) for £14 and 1/2 Rioja Reserva for £6 odd, normal price £13 per bottle.


    so that's Santa well basted this Crimbo! :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    tunns®, Nov 22, 2011
  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    I'm not really a gambler, on a visit to OT a few seasons ago for United vs Derby I had a £1 on the first to score and last to score and the final score.. Ronnie bagged a last minute penalty to complete my bet and won £85.. think I hugged everyone sat near me at the end of the game... Only to discover that my nearest bet fred betting shop was a half hour drive from home as the betting shops at OT shut after half time..
     
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    Sweats, Nov 22, 2011
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How's your terminal hangover? <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011

  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Feeling a little more normal today albeit still full of cold and have a delightful racking cough.. <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Nov 22, 2011
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just got shut of my cold. Lasted two weeks - horrible.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011
  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    jese, man up! ........wimps!
     
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    tunns®, Nov 22, 2011
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knob off, tosspig :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011
  15. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    go and filate a smurf, cheshire boy!
     
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    tunns®, Nov 22, 2011
  16. HendyMMA

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    Honest opinion scousers..was it a good idea to make a bet of £50 with a Liverpoo fan that United will finish above the scousers?

    Easy money?
     
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    HendyMMA, Nov 22, 2011
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's a very poor attempt tunns. I know my pedigree and will never be a 'cheshire boy'. Appalling spelling, by the way, unless filating is some act I've never come across. <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011
  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You'll never get me Red.
     
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    Chief, Nov 22, 2011
  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh> hey you cheshire wimp -You knew what I meant , so go and f e l l a t e yourself <diva>
     
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    tunns®, Nov 22, 2011
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Depends what you mean by "get", you get ;)
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Nov 22, 2011
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