I like that reflection, you've got a 'Simon Cowell getting ready to chastise an uninspiring act on BGT' stance
I think Moutard lives in Knowley unless I'm mistaken. Duncoon will need about forty thousand mates to help out. As he hasn't got any at all that's a bit of a stretch.
Expect to see Quatermoonoid, our resident city and guilds maths professor, to come on and tell us it's not actually 96% but 0.25%, the fcking arsehole
If we don’t get six paragraphs with every inheritance tax myth parroted by every Union flag Twitter sex case I’ll be most disappointed.