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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Saf, I need this passport, I can't have it confiscated when you're banged up <laugh>
     
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    Less than a fiver in my local.
     
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    “Merry Christmas, you filthy animals”
     
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    Christmas morning.
     
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    Morning
     
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    Morning. Lovely day in London. Walking from Victoria to the land that time and multiculturalism forgot.
     
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    morning just about to walk up the mountain with me dogs……..nowt like a bit of fresh air and a few joints
     
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    In a cab on way home, stuffed after boxing day lunch and a few rums

    Will rip a phat joint and watch Rebel moon with a prosecco and some crackers and cheese and and some proper ham when I get in
     
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    Morning. Told the bird we can do whatever she wants today so she’s still asleep and I’m watching MOTD. Going well so far.
     
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    Just had a eggs and ham

    Spliff and Rebel moon i think
     
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    Just had the other Christmas dinner i grabbed when my mother cancelled us due to having covid and the half leg of lamb with roasties (spuds & parsnip) veg and the wifes cracking gravy was ****ing lovely washed down with a bottle of Rioja.

    Oh and cmon the bluenoses
     
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    Right cock up when we got here, played the I'm really not happy about this and want something doing card, nothing we can really do sir, oh yes there is, now sitting in the private bar, drinking complimentary top brand spirits, as I will be all holiday, complimentary breakfast in the beach bar restaurant all holiday, 4 complimentary meals for four in the upgraded restaurants, then just for good measure got the Mrs a complimentary 1 hour massage :biggrin:
     
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    Morning. Brisk but pleasant weather. Probably some Spurs fans down by the pier already.
     
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    It's a bit mental here, strong ISH winds.
     
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    they be in the blue oyster club by now ya fibber….
     
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    it’s made a mess of my greenhouse in my allotment but hey ho no stress I got plenty of weed to forget about that problem for a few weeks :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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  20. Welshie

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    Done with Dubai now, back to the relative sanity of Fujairah and Sharjah. One full day in Dubai city centre is enough for the next 15 years.

    Sharjah province is very Islamic, has one of the biggest mosques in the world and everything is stunning. They take pride in everything and look after it, I think it's easily a jewel of this country. Pluck a fresh date off a tree while waiting for a bus vibe.

    Fujairah is a city, a normal one and people are normal. Alcohol store, bars, nice restaurants. No anal cops asking about nonsense.

    Dubai is a ****ing jungle. Its hotter than the other two and everything is crowded, the Burj Khalifa is a theme park ride. You queue for about an hour, perhaps 2 with tourists from all over the place.

    The Khalifa basically sums up everything you need to know about Dubai. They built a marvel of Engineering in 10 years, they used about 20,000 migrant workers to do it, it's stunning and is actually filled with stuff.

    So, let's stick a big ****ing Billboard on it, charge ****s like 500 euros to go in, make everyone queue for over an hour and have FOUR gift shops. <laugh>

    A picture alone was like 90 euros.

    UAE is beautiful, Dubai ain't.

    Cheap tho, bought a PS5.
     
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