Off Topic Naff Xmas presents

Did anyone get any crap pressies from the family?
What do you do with them if you don’t want them?
In the past I’ve given some of mine to Barnados or, if they are expensive popped them on eBay.

specifically said this year no socks whatsoever.. (odd for me to not like a sock) but got 2 packs I need to get rid of now.

Bah humbug.

 

What about presents you get for some one who then don't appreciate the gift

I got 20,000 1 day only free pint tickets for someone who didn't bother to turn up and collect them

 

The missus bought me a can of de icer.

 

wtf? Do you not get on or something?

 

I brought my own mate. As the photo I took proves lol when you got wasted and fell in the ditch last night. Special ditch that. Like the Bermuda Triangle, only not in Bermuda or Triangle shaped.

 

It could come in very handy


edit -note the size of finger

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It's difficult to buy for a man that has everything.

 

Penicillin?

 

what about purple dildos? I can’t be an outlier here man surely?

 

Nobody else is as good at 'hiding' them as you are.

 

I bet you have drunk it already though.

 

The advantage of being a Muslim is that you don't get naff presents - in fact you don't get any. This year was no different.

 

so there’s a financial benefit to converting then… mmmm.

 

Yes. Someone gave me a voucher for free drinks and then some selfish 6 fingered Yorkshire Mackem wouldn't let me use it and kept buying me drinks.

 

screen shotted

 

It's okay the bill for advice on PoA's is in the post.

 

clock didn’t go on bro… plus i didn't add my time on to the cost of ordering all your drinks

 

The clock was on from when I walked up the stairs. Didn't I mention that?

 

When you started or finished walking up the stairs? It's important as Chippy can't afford those extra 2 hours.

 

Yes.