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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 18, 2023.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Merry Christmas to everyone apart from Roly <laugh>
     
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    I love wor Roly/nedders
     
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    me too but he won’t have had a merry Christmas. There will have been something wrong with it.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 26, 2023
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    Jehovah’s Witness if ever there was one
    <laugh>
     
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    Magdad, Dec 26, 2023
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    He wouldn’t have wanted one though.

    He probably spent loads on toys for his kids and he is now yelling at them for playing too much with them and now they are all breaking.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 26, 2023
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    Merry Christmas you black and white bastards! Nothing finer on Boxing Day than your first post Christmas Day ****e to clear the decks ready for doing it all over again….and match day to boot!

    Enjoy the festivities lads and lasses whatever you’re up to and wherever you re in the world!
     
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    Happy Boxing Day to one and all,may the beer flow,may the Toon score loads,and may you not burn your bubble and squeak when you get back home,if you get back home <party>
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s because the kids didn’t rotate the toys mate. They just keep playing with the same toy.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Dec 26, 2023
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    That was the joke - but thank you for explaining it to everybody.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 27, 2023
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    Post-Christmas Sushi (Nigiri actually).

    Makes a change from Turkey and Stuffing sandwiches.

    28-12.jpg
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 28, 2023
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