Me: Help my friend is choking on a Quality Street chocolate Paramedic: The big purple one? Me: Yeah, that's him...
Finally, a reason for Brexit, why did it take so long? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67795075 Wtf?
Brilliant news. I doubt they couldn’t have before tbh, but anyway it gets rid of that age old problem of what you do with the spare 182ml of wine you don’t know what to do with at the end of every bottle…