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  1. Nazara

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    Just have a bowl of stew and be done with it.
     
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    Nazara, Nov 21, 2011
  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    There was a thing in the paper round here a few months ago about cats going missing, then I'm pretty sure the spare ribs i got from local chinese had came from a cat <ok>
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    My mum makes the best stew.

    FACT
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 21, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <grr>

    **** you. No **** disses ma mum's stew.

    Ma mum also makes the best soup. FACT. (Well apart from FB's spicy butternut squash soup which is basically angels dancing on your tongue).
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    It's amazing. I hated her cooking when I was wee, but as a grown up, you appreciate how good it is <laugh>

    She also makes the best clootie dumpling you've ever tasted.
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 21, 2011
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    What the **** is a clootie? Sounds like a tagnut...
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shame on you.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 21, 2011
  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    **** off gambol. I didn't even eat today* because I had nothing in the cupboards or fridge.

    *I ate half a bag of crisps from yesterday :bandit:
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    wtf's a tag nut?

    Clootie means cloth btw.
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 21, 2011
  10. Nazara

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    skin and bones...
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Nah. I touch 23 stone on the scales <ok>
     
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  12. Hash.

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    does she boil or bake her stew <laugh> <dejastewthread>
     
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    I am truly abashed.

    NOW WHAT IS IT?<grr>
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Are you Jip's other id?
     
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    A tag nut is a small piece of faecal matter that is found just outside of the anus, normally attached to some hair as a residual by-product of failure to wipe sufficiently.

    Why woud you eat a dumpling made out of cloth?
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Nah. I'm in a bullshitting mood tonight. Can you picture an old, 23 stone man with a cock which is long but very thin <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    A dangleberry you mean? A clinker pot. The dumpling ingredients are put into a cloth, tied and immersed in boiling water. It's lovely!!

    I'll use that mental image for trying to prolongue my orgasm. Cheers <laugh>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do what the Americans do. Buy some grub. <ok>
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>
     
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