Style of play/injury crisis

What's he going to do fit an adaptor so he can get his fat arse into it ?

 

So you have met him then.

 

I have identified a few things about you all.

There are some common traits

 

Common? I assume you are still talking about Hillbilly Chippy.

 

I was up his way not long ago... there's an old church next to the high street and the clock tells the wrong time all day every day.

 

The full history though is only part of the full picture.

 

Time just stops completely in Consett.

 

That's what I thought the second day I was there. I've also never seen as many weeds on a highstreet before on my life.

I would describe the place as being a little I am legend.

 

We should have a meet up in Consett. Trev can. Bring his groats and just turn Up whenever he wants, obi spent £1 to eat all day.

 

the weeds were cannabis plants. We just get stoned a lot.

 

There's a club on the opposite side of the car park that was an interesting place.

 

Stanley is much worse btw .. the pubs all playing happy hardcore....with arsehole mcs.

 

That was no club, that was Chippy's house. Was there a swingseat outside with some guy playing the banjo and talking about pigs squeeling?

 

It was a place where everyone wears a tracksuit.

 

Mustard coloured shell suits?

 

I can only assume they all had the same careers advisor.

 

demi

 

stanley is nearer Trev’s place that’s why.

 

I don't know but there's a car park on the opposite side of he road with the tightest spaces I've ever seen if that helps... free spaces though.

 

Horses and donkeys don't require such big parking spaces as motorcars.