Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Joseph didn't look too impressed at the end when he turned around!

 

A warning to all you that live near Driffield be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people.
Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the vino. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. Because I was in a bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from.....

 

The old ones are the best. Still funny though

 

And the alternate caption is "Always good for a..." ?

 

. Inspired.

 

A Swedish study found the death rate for golfers was 40% lower, corresponding to a 5-year increase in life expectancy.

This was based on 300k golfers who mostly walk the course. The benefits were seen across all age groups.

So…you won’t be getting rid of me, @askewshair @FerArk and lots of others on here as quickly as you maybe think!
New Year’s resolution ought to be ‘play more golf’

 

I've failed, again.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

Why not just go for more walks? A lot cheaper...

I like golf as it happens, play regularly. Once every 10 years, regular as clockwork.

 

Clearly dont play golf like I do.