1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

Page 1504 of 1922
  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    5,094
    Likes Received:
    27,008
    FB_IMG_1703065310919.jpg
     
    #30061
    spirit of 73, Dec 20, 2023
    rooch 3, cumbrianmackem, Snaggey and 3 others like this.
  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30062
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 3 others like this.
  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    Doesn't the one on the right look like Wayne Rooney :emoticon-0112-wonde
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30063
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 3 others like this.
  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30064
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Robertson, Chunksafc and 5 others like this.
  5. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30065
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, smithy in nl, Chunksafc and 4 others like this.
  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    Hmmm :emoticon-0112-wonde
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30066
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem, spirit of 73 and 2 others like this.
  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30067
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 2 others like this.
  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30068
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Robertson, Chunksafc and 4 others like this.
  9. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30069
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 3 others like this.
  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30070
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 2 others like this.

  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30071
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 4 others like this.
  12. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image

    Take your time . . . .
     
    #30072
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Ozzymac, cumbrianmackem and 2 others like this.
  13. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    26,109
    Likes Received:
    115,268
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30073
    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, cumbrianmackem and 3 others like this.
  14. Essayyeffcee

    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2019
    Messages:
    9,432
    Likes Received:
    27,353
    please log in to view this image
     
    #30074
    Essayyeffcee, Dec 20, 2023
    Robertson, Chunksafc, Gil T Azell and 5 others like this.
  15. Essayyeffcee

    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2019
    Messages:
    9,432
    Likes Received:
    27,353
    upload_2023-12-20_14-15-35.png
     
    #30075
    Essayyeffcee, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Chunksafc, Gil T Azell and 3 others like this.
  16. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    21,654
    Likes Received:
    58,037
    So Newcastle have 2,000 out of the 6,000 tickets for corporate, which means that their owner can bring his wives if they can get the day off school.
     
    #30076
    Gil T Azell, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Nordic, rowley and 6 others like this.
  17. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    21,654
    Likes Received:
    58,037
    trippier.jpg
     
    #30077
    Gil T Azell, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, smithy in nl, gelders pie and 4 others like this.
  18. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    21,654
    Likes Received:
    58,037
    I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday.
    We all gathered in a circle and one by one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters.
    By the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
    I said, "Yes, my erection!"
     
    #30078
    Gil T Azell, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Robertson, Montysoptician and 4 others like this.
  19. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    5,765
    Likes Received:
    12,274
    He he . This picture has the potential for a long life and loads of captions !
     
    #30079
    gelders pie, Dec 20, 2023
  20. Essayyeffcee

    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2019
    Messages:
    9,432
    Likes Received:
    27,353
    Courtesy of Mr Billy Connolly

    The circus came to town in Glasgow and Hamish took his family to see it
    They oohed and aahed at the acrobats, laughed at the clowns. Then the tigers came out with their trainer cracking his whip and issuing commands and the tigers did as they were told.

    Then came the highlight of the act - the trainer shouted at the tiger and the tiger opened his mouth as wide as he could. The crowd gasped "he's gonna put his head into his mouth!". But not this trainer! This trainer was the bravest tiger trainer ever! The trainer undid his trousers and whipped out his willy! The crowd gasped even louder!
    He went up to the tiger and placed his willy into it's mouth - the crowd clapped but this was the bravest tiger trainer in the world!
    He then started to close the tiger's mouth - the crowd held their breath, women put their hands to their cheeks. The tigers mouth was fully closed! The crowd went wild. He took out his willy and put himself right and took the microphone "Would anyone like to repeat the feat that I have just accomplished?"
    Hamish held up his hand and shouted "I'll dae it!" and walked down to the ring. The crowd cheered.

    The tiger trainer asked him if he was sure - "och nae bother", "You have no doubts whatsoever?" asked the trainer. "Well maybe one slight doubt" replied Hamish "I dunno if I can open my mouth as wide as the tiger!"

    He tells it so much better!
     
    #30080
    Essayyeffcee, Dec 20, 2023
    Draig, Robertson, Snaggey and 3 others like this.
Page 1504 of 1922

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 1, Guests: 0)

  1. Hugh Jarce

Share This Page