British Politics spam thread

You do realise the 700k + net migration to the UK this year didn't all arrive on boats, & Italy is closer to Africa

 

Wait until the penny drops that the Colorado Kangaroo Court has misread the act they're referring to, don't have the power anyway, and have put it in hold.

 

It goes without saying that - this being the U.K. - only far right nutters whose entire existence now takes place down a rabbit hole, actually give a ****

 

Well you are so forward thinking that you think filming gay fetish porn at work is normal , so your option is not valid

 

It will be overruled any way, so the loser left will go back to crying

 

He'll probably end up in the cast of Dr Who.

 

Sounds like a Stewart Lee talking to a cab driver gammon joke

 

Dragging Davros out his wheelchair and porking him up the poop chute

 

Sir Rodney to do the voice of pink Dalek #2 without voice changer

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_sexual_misconduct_allegations

Yay this guy!!!

 

You got a like from the forum mong, despite @HRH Custard VC not having a ****ing scooby what you meant. Gotta applaud that sort of mind control I suppose

 

Much like the mind control you have over statues eh

 

You've got that the wrong way around.

 

Yup.

Mind you, my whole bleedin' life has been the wrong way round

 

I didn't get a @Toby like

 

Rest assured I get more sense out of the statues, than from any **** on here.