Match Day Thread Chelsea v Toon

I very much doubt it, I’ve not met one lad off here who could run the length of a pitch

 

Chippy would if there was a free pint at the other end of the pitch. Or a 5 pence piece.

 

Not just the red he's giving Newcastle **** all when fouled on the counter.

 

Wilson just need look at their centre halves and he's blowing up. ****.

 

Hopefully our lot have a word and show the ref the red cards he's missed during HT.

 

These are ****e like, we gotta win.

 

ahem ?

 

The problem with VAR is not the equipment but the morons in charge of it.

 

Aye okay Hung likes to jog up to level 4 and back to level 1 pre match.

but to be fair that’s up to the camera gantry to point out his seat

 

He saw it mate

 

you couldn't keep up with me down at Wembley

 

I had dondering Don

 

tripps and Burn on

Botman off and Krafth

 

Interesting substitutions.

Let’s just just 100% and see if the ref shafts us.

 

I was giving him a piggy back

 

You put a kebab at the other end of the pitch and Usain Bolt wouldn’t beat Fat Boy to get there first.

 

Botman not up to the 90? Hopefully not aggravated his injury

 

Hmm, hope Botman is OK.