Post Ejaculation?

on her side right?

****in wet patch

 

It's odd how often the damp patch looks like a map of Africa.

 

Hand over the tenner and leave...

 

Curtains, obviously.

 

the cops see it all the time, its the calling card of a serial rapist.

Cartoon dog shaped cum stains left after the assailant jumped out the windae!

 

the fact you even though that <boak>

why wouldnt you put it past me to have sex with your mother? Is she hot?

 

It's been too long I can't even remember

 

The implication that came across from your post.

You're asking me if my Mum is hot? Why would I think she is hot?!

 

I just want to know why you wouldnt put it past me having sex with her?

as you said

I wouldn't have sex with my mother, I wouldn't put it past you though.

 

Damn right on her side. Any man that sleeps on the wet patch is not a man in ma book.

It's all about subtle manoeuvring. She thinks yer givin her a right good ride when what you're actually doing is moving her arse over to her side of the bed.

 

You mad bro?

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crafty bastards

 

I meant you having sex with your mother, I think you misunderstood

 

thats not what you wrote, its quite clear

 

Na, I'm pretty bored though.

 

I can see how you came to that, but it's not what I meant.

 

And now I'm passing on the tricks of the trade to these young whippersnappers.

 

teach you to try and be clever or whatever you were trying to do with the virginity comment no?

 

You're aff my to do list ya crafty bastard.