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Post Ejaculation?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    No I dont want you to put your cum in an envelope and post it <grr>

    What do you do straight after?

    cuddle and ****, wipe on a towel etc get up and go loo?
    what about used condoms etc?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 21, 2011
  2. Amnesiac

    Amnesiac Guest

    Are you planning to lose your virginity then?
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 21, 2011
  3. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    I break down in tears usually ...
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Nov 21, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wait patiently to have my cock cleaned for me then I go to sleep.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 21, 2011
  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 21, 2011
  6. Tina_old

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    Does your dog lick up the drips?
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 21, 2011
  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    yeah <ok>

    dont worry your turn will come one day <ok>
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 21, 2011
  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    baby wipes?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 21, 2011
  9. Amnesiac

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    Mine's been and gone, but hey, you'll get lucky soon <ok>
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 21, 2011
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Cigarette then wipe it on the carpet <ok>

    Don't use them so wouldn't know - about the only thing i agree with kaffolicks.

    Not for reproductive purposes though its just ****e with johnnies.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 21, 2011

  11. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    http://www.joy2meu.com/Fear_of_Intimacy.html
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 21, 2011
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She don't have a dog. I do, however, amuse myself my drawing patterns on her bed linen with the drips while I wait patiently for her to return from the bathroom with the wet wipes to clean ma cock.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 21, 2011
  13. Sam Axe

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    Pull up my trousers and go back to work <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Nov 21, 2011
  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    well you know how your mother gets
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 21, 2011
  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I usually fasten my mac up and leg it.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 21, 2011
  16. Tina_old

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    If you had one of those ultra violet lights the cops use, would you see nice patters on the bedsheets? <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 21, 2011
  17. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Just fall asleep. Dont even clean me cock <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Nov 21, 2011
  18. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Very creative of you Gambol
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Nov 21, 2011
  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Amnesiac

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    I wouldn't have sex with my mother, I wouldn't put it past you though.
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 21, 2011
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